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👨💻 About Mark ParsonsGreetings, earthling. I am Mark Parsons, a certified computer technician operating out of the beautiful town of Brantford, Ontario, Canada. I repair computers, untangle ethernet cables that were tied in knots by previous owners, and help people navigate the digital age without losing their minds. I have been doing this since the days when "cloud" meant weather and "bandwidth" was measured in hertz. Fun Fact: I once won a Governor General's Award. The judges said my soldering technique was "almost an artistic masterpiece." I told them my Commodore 64 could run a better judging committee. They were not amused. Deadpan delivery achieved. Need your laptop resurrected from the digital underworld? Email me at mrparsons@gmail.com. I respond faster than a 56k modem connecting on a Tuesday. |
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